Don’t Make Me Come Out There Doormat

Who needs an alarm system when you have a dog!

Why waste your money on an expensive alarm system, Just get a dog. Don’t Make Me Come Out There Doormat are made of Olefin. It is long-lasting and easily washed with a hose. It would look great in front of any door. Post-person, be warned!

• 100% Olefin, yup, there’s that word again.
• 18 X 27
• Bound stitched edges
• Wash with hose
• Dry flat

Piptip: For added laughs, turn it over. That’s all we’ll say; it’s a surprise!